Thursday, September 23, 2010

Bugs In My Bottle

Super cute title, right? Except that there literally could have been B-U-G-S in Kayla's last few bottles. Allow Abbott Industries to explain:


"Abbott is initiating a proactive, voluntary recall of certain Similac-brand, powder infant formulas in the U.S., Puerto Rico, Guam and some countries in the Caribbean.

Abbott is recalling these products following an internal quality review, which detected the remote possibility of the presence of a small common beetle in the product produced in one production area in a single manufacturing facility. The United States Food and Drug Adminstration (FDA) has determined that while the formula containing these beetles poses no immediate health risk, there is a possibility that infants who consume formula containing the beetles or their larvae, could experience symptoms of gastrointestinal discomfort and refusal to eat as a result of small insect parts irritating the GI tract. If these symptoms persist for more than a few days, a physician should be consulted."

In case you missed it, what Abbott is saying is that Kayla, over the past few weeks, may have ingested some yummy beetle bits. And here I was worrying over the fact that her formula contains sucrose. A little sugar seems far less nefarious when you compare it to this newest uncovered ingredient of bug eggs. Larvae for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Guess we can cut out those protein supplements...

In happier and less stomach-churning news, Kayla has been on a people meeting mission lately. In every store, at every bus stop, on every park bench, she has been a smiling, flirting, friend-making machine. The butcher in the grocery store is her new bud. The cashier at Target is her bff. My old friend, Mike, from high school, her newest love interest. It is so fun to watch her coo and smile and flirt with anyone who comes into her line of vision. Guess the book is right - those socialization skills have kicked into overdrive.



And you know what else has kicked into overdrive? Her desire to crawl! Yup, crawl! She definitely hasn't perfected her technique yet, but she is on a mission to go places as soon as she is set down on the ground these days. Right now she looks a little ridiculous doing it (Shh...don't tell her). Her current method for inching along is to pull her legs up under her, push her butt up as high into the air as it will go, then pedal her legs until she gets enough momentum to propel herself forward head first. Are you wondering what her arms are doing during this? Typically sitting folded up under her belly or being chewed upon as she shoves them both into her mouth. I'm not sure what she has against using her arms. Most babies tend to favor their arms, hence the rolling from front to back first and the early-on army crawl technique. Not Kayla though. She has the strongest legs ever and so she prefers to try and use them to accomplish any and all tasks, including excercising her new teeth. Eh? Well, lately she likes to shove her toes into her mouth and chomp on them like a chew toy. Most of the time this works out because she puts them far enough in that she's just gumming them with the side of her mouth, but occasionally she actually gets them positioned just right so that when she clamps down, "WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" - The big toe "gets it" from the two little teeth that now protrude from her bottom front gum. And I know it shouldn't be funny, but it kind of is...I mean seriously...get the mental picture going...funny, right?

Poor hilarious Kayla. You are seriously too cute for words.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Shameless

So, because she is too cute to be resisted, I entered Kayla in the Baby of The Week contest at Parents Magazine. No, I do not plan on being a stage mom and no, Kayla will not be forced to participate in baby pageants, but, if you want to support her first little foray into the world of Adorable Baby Stardom, please vote for her via the link below. She is currently #31 out of more than 1,000 entrants, so get the word out and get her the glory and us $1,000.

Hey, formula is expensive. Don't judge. Just Vote.

http://photos.parents.com/category/vote/photo/493538

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Num Num Num

Kayla is getting teeth. TEETH! I know some of you are currently clapping your hands and going "Oooh, how exciting," and to you I say "Stop it! Stop it right now!" My baby cannot have teeth. She can't! She is Mush Face, my little toothless cuddle monster. She is the gummy, drooly love of my life. She can't have teeth! It totally weirds me out!

Yes, yes I know that EVENTUALLY, all babies get teeth and yes, I realize that eventually, those teeth will be of great use to her. Blah blah blah. She is growing up!!! Don't you see it??? First the teeth, then the back-talking and the riding off on the back of her tattooed boyfriend's motorcycle going "Ciao, ma. I'll see you when I see you." ("Ma" because the poor thing is growing up in Jersey. "Ciao" because she will clearly speak fluent Italian among her many other languages, well-educated genius that she will be - despite her affinity for motorcycle riding rebels.) ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clearly teeth are the gateway drug of maturity and rebellion. My little Snuzzelface...all grown up with TEETH!

Okay, okay, perhaps I exaggerate the severity of the situation. I have seen other 5-6 month olds with their first couple teeth and it is super cute. Those jack-o-lantern-esque little grins...adorable. But those were the "big kids". Kayla always seemed so far away from that stage. And now, here I am, on the eve of her 5-month birthday, and I am just sort of in shock that MY baby could have reached this stage. And the stages are supposed to be exciting right? They are. But, they're also a little bitter sweet, because as ridiculous as this seems, with every stage you think "Sigh...she's just a little more grown up." And, of course, I want her to grow up. But, I also want her to stay my little Snuzzler for as long as possible.

I get it now, Mom. I get why watching your children grow up is both thrilling and bittersweet. And yes, Kayla is only 5 months old, so it's a little early to be "getting it", but hey...I am precocious like that. Alas for my toothless Snuzzler...your new tooth-ful self is boggling my mind.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

A Very Important Post

I am re-posting this for a friend. If you read only two entries in the blog below, you will understand how important this really is. Please, if you have any information or even just have a good way of getting the word out there, pass along this story and help Ed to find his lost journal. He and his wife are incredible people and they need a little good luck.

"Did anyone on/near Southwest Airlines flight 2743 (BWI-LAS-OAK) this weekend (Labor Day weekend 2010) happen to find a journal belonging to Ed Chaney ? He began it to write about his grief and his memories following the tragic death of his 17 month-old-baby girl Hudson. If we all post and our friends repost, maybe we can get this precious memory keeper back to its rightful owner. You can read more about the lost journal at http://hudsonsonegoodthing.blogspot.com/2010/09/lost-journal.html And if you have a lead on the journal you can contact Ed via the blog as well http://hudsonsonegoodthing.blogspot.com/ "


Friday, September 10, 2010

We're All a Little Mad Here

And so begins our two months of madness. Actually, in all fairness, you could throw August into the mix and consider it three months of madness since we will have been running around like crazy people since about August first...or actually since July first...wait...June first? Seriously, do we EVER sit still?

Here is our schedule for the next couple months:

August 27-29 - DC Visit
September 3-6 - Boston
September 16-20 - Phoenix, AZ
October 1-3 - Atlanta, GA
October 8-10 - Washington, DC
October 16-17 - Pittsburgh, PA
October 18-25 - Ireland
November 5-7 - Visitors to NYC

And don't think that the days not listed among this group are free. Oh no. On those days we have work and daycare and classes and meet-ups and dinners and lunches and I think I just popped a blood vessel.

Are we insane? Probably. I simply have no idea how Kayla is going to react to all these months of madness. Especially when we are now adding in a number of jetlag inducing vacations. A 5-month old with jetlag? Sounds like a rocking good time to me. And all this just when she is starting to think about sleeping for 12 straight hours. Awesome.

Before we had a baby, we always maintained that we would simply make our child a part of our lives rather than conforming our lives to match-up with the child's. Right...so that is all great in theory and, truly, we are still going with that theory, but the reality is that a baby is only so malleable and while you can encourage them to conform ("No, really, napping is overrated. Let's go out to lunch after yoga and then over to the park and then into the city for happy hour and then..."), you also learn quickly that sometimes forcing them to endure fewer naps and a crazier schedule simply means that you will suffer the brunt of the consequences later. (Hello Little Purple Devil screaming herself silly after a whole day of 10 minute cat naps) And so, it is with some trepidation that we launch into the next couple months of insanity. Who will make it out alive? Place your bets ladies and gents. Odds are in favor of the baby...secondary bets may be placed on the inducement of insanity in the parents vs actual death. Ding Ding Ding. Round One...

Thursday, September 2, 2010

How Time Flies

I simply can't believe that Kayla is already 4 1/2 months old. Time is racing by and with every day I am more and more in awe of this little person who has completely changed our lives. She is beautiful, smart, hilarious, determined...how can I determine this all from watching her chug a bottle, bat at her toys and roll over (and over and over and over)? I am her mother. There are some things I just know.

Month 4 has been absolutely amazing so far. Kayla is changing every day and it has been incredible to watch her continue to develop from an infant into a baby. She is learning new tricks every time I turn around and her personality is really starting to shine through.

What is Kayla working on this month?

We're working on sitting up...



And we have perfected rolling over both back to front and front to back.

We're discovering our toes...



And are becoming ever more enchanted with The Baby in the Mirror.



We're just starting to giggle...

And we've learned that we can put our tongue between our lips, blow and create all kinds of fun sounds (and flying spit bubbles)



We're drooling like a crazy woman!

And we had our first taste of Prune Juice...



We fought and conquered our first cold (Do you know that this kid would go into a coughing fit, wind up choking and then finish it all off with a smile? My child is a T-rooper!). Helped along by our favorite new toy (courtesy of Daddy)



We now fit into our monkey hat...



We didn't before...



We have FINALLY met our Aunt Kim!



And we are learning that we have control over our universe...



I love watching Kayla explore the world every day. To think that everything is new for her...what an incredible way to live. If adults could only remember the wonder that the world held for them when they were 4 months old, we would all be in a much better place. I watch the way she gazes up at the leaves of the trees, not only seeing "leaves", but seeing the way they contrast against the blue sky, the way they wave in the wind, the way their colors vary from branch to branch. I watch her as she learns that she has control over her universe - that she can move things and change things and make things do what she wants. It is magical to watch her learn for the first time all the miracles that adults take for granted. She has feet! She has fingers! She can make sounds using her tongue! If I could bottle up her energy and enthusiasm and save just a little of it to give back to her when she's grown, I would. I don't ever want her to lose her wonder for the world. I feel like, though some days the day to day nonsense gets in the way, I have been able to keep a lot of that wonder myself. I used to force myself, each day, to stop and find one thing to marvel at - the sun's rays glittering in a puddle of water, tiny blades of grass all swaying in the breeze, the feel of a soft rain on my face...if there is one thing I want to teach Kayla, it is that this world is the most wondrous gift and that she should never forget that there is magic in every crevice of it; she has only to keep her eyes and her heart open to find it.